[He rarely feels like tackling the buffet at these things, unless it's going to help him avoid talking to people.
And also...]
Yeah. A cut across the throat if the Crownsguard ever gets a hold of my phone and reads these messages. And you're supposed to acronym that, loser. LOL.
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[He rarely feels like tackling the buffet at these things, unless it's going to help him avoid talking to people.
And also...]
Yeah. A cut across the throat if the Crownsguard ever gets a hold of my phone and reads these messages. And you're supposed to acronym that, loser. LOL.
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They'd have to find me first.
[ How exactly a legally non-existent orphan who lives out of a van became friends with a prince is a mystery. Don't worry about it. ]
Besides, I've plans for such eventualities... though admiteddly not for that reason.
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Ignis makes better food. You should let me ask him to make you up a care package.
Do I even want to hear these plans?
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[ He's so hungry man. ]
It's probably for the best you don't, but I wouldn't hurt anyone.