[WHELP now she has a new song on repeat! (Why. Why why why. XD)]
How can it NOT be?! Look at the size! And the spikes! It's so GREAT what name did you pick?!
[Yeah she is just always going to treat robots like puppies. This is life now.]
How can it NOT be?! Look at the size! And the spikes! It's so GREAT what name did you pick?!
[Yeah she is just always going to treat robots like puppies. This is life now.]
[Helena makes a face when he dips his head, about to chide him that it'll be his fault if she cuts him, but he quickly corrects that--and says something that bothers her more.]
Yet again I'm reminded of how lucky I am not to have human brain chemistry. "Design flaw" is the wrong term, of course, but it feels like an apt description for what you're describing.
[Her razor-strokes get a little less gentle as she moves on to his cheeks--not truly threatening, but quicker, harsher, betraying her irritation even more strongly than her voice.]
I wonder if you end up being a little less diligent than you're claiming. Not on purpose, of course, but if that desire to "feel alive" has more sway over you than you realize.
Yet again I'm reminded of how lucky I am not to have human brain chemistry. "Design flaw" is the wrong term, of course, but it feels like an apt description for what you're describing.
[Her razor-strokes get a little less gentle as she moves on to his cheeks--not truly threatening, but quicker, harsher, betraying her irritation even more strongly than her voice.]
I wonder if you end up being a little less diligent than you're claiming. Not on purpose, of course, but if that desire to "feel alive" has more sway over you than you realize.
[ he's ready to check out of this conversation, and he nearly does. he tosses his phone away, flips through a few dramas on the tv, wanders to the kitchen to stare into the small fridge. he wants to reply with something acidic, like of course an idiot like you wouldn't or fuck off, because there's an uncomfortable pressure in his chest that he needs to relieve. but he doesn't think saying any of those things will make it go away.
he flops back down onto the couch, hair sprawling over the edge. ]
say we were locked in a cage together. there's no way to break out. there are guards pointing guns at you from across the room, and they tell you only one person in the cage can leave. and if you want to be that person, you have to kill the other one.
you would kill me.
he flops back down onto the couch, hair sprawling over the edge. ]
say we were locked in a cage together. there's no way to break out. there are guards pointing guns at you from across the room, and they tell you only one person in the cage can leave. and if you want to be that person, you have to kill the other one.
you would kill me.
and what are you gonna do while i extremely don't do that
Same difference!
Trust me, MOST people wouldn't let me leave if they thought I was going to duel with anything more than that
[ She did get a very questionable present for Valentine's Day, but never mind that. Water guns are preferable! ]
But it'll be fun like this
Trust me, MOST people wouldn't let me leave if they thought I was going to duel with anything more than that
[ She did get a very questionable present for Valentine's Day, but never mind that. Water guns are preferable! ]
But it'll be fun like this
That's currently irrelevant.
Also if you know who catcalled you I can kick their ass if you'd like.
Also if you know who catcalled you I can kick their ass if you'd like.
[She doesn't react much to his minor panic attack, other than shooting him a flat semi-amused look for two seconds. Dude, come on, what did he think was going to hurt him in here? But since he obliges, she tips, sticking her legs out in front of her and crossing them at the ankles.]
Guess so.
[Allie kind of wishes she could say something smart or poetic like that. All she can do is agree and rub the itch on her nose.]
You like fightin' much?
Guess so.
[Allie kind of wishes she could say something smart or poetic like that. All she can do is agree and rub the itch on her nose.]
You like fightin' much?
[She snorts, almost laughing despite herself. She has pretty much fully accepted that she's a tremendous weirdbeard, but Rex is really something else. Mae watches him out the corner of her eye, fidgetting with her wrappings.]
You sound like a robot, dude. "Beep boop, it is sufficient. Now let us consume nutrients." [She's putting on her best robot voice for this.]
You sound like a robot, dude. "Beep boop, it is sufficient. Now let us consume nutrients." [She's putting on her best robot voice for this.]
You sound like Richter now! Honestly, you both need someone constantly watching over you.
Both, I guess.
[She mumbles as he tends to her. In fact she's so busy noting how careful he is with her she almost forgets about the man tied up and bleeding out. There's a wince from her when he uses the disinfectant. It stings, but she won't protest.]
Either way... I know someone who is going to want to pick this guy up. Once we have him tied properly we should just leave. That all right?
[She mumbles as he tends to her. In fact she's so busy noting how careful he is with her she almost forgets about the man tied up and bleeding out. There's a wince from her when he uses the disinfectant. It stings, but she won't protest.]
Either way... I know someone who is going to want to pick this guy up. Once we have him tied properly we should just leave. That all right?
Well... That's not a bad defense.
But imagine my shock when I thought someone murdered a guy and kept the bones IN MY FRIDGE as a prize.
But imagine my shock when I thought someone murdered a guy and kept the bones IN MY FRIDGE as a prize.
Yeesh. Those are pretty low standards. You should've kept someone alive and just lopped off their arm! You know, so you don't wind up fucking up yours just in case.
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