[ It probably says a lot about Rex that he doesn't even think of pulling the 'yeah but being a prince comes with so many plus sides dude' arguments, even as an orphan who lives in a van. Problems are problems, yah feel? Don't judge. Just help. ]
Well, court duties sounds like a job. I've always thought training and studying were pretty fun.
Regardless. If you're going to blow off work, I'm sure we can find something far more rewarding to do. Monetarily and in terms of character enrichment.
[He rarely feels like tackling the buffet at these things, unless it's going to help him avoid talking to people.
And also...]
Yeah. A cut across the throat if the Crownsguard ever gets a hold of my phone and reads these messages. And you're supposed to acronym that, loser. LOL.
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[ It probably says a lot about Rex that he doesn't even think of pulling the 'yeah but being a prince comes with so many plus sides dude' arguments, even as an orphan who lives in a van. Problems are problems, yah feel? Don't judge. Just help. ]
Well, court duties sounds like a job. I've always thought training and studying were pretty fun.
Regardless. If you're going to blow off work, I'm sure we can find something far more rewarding to do. Monetarily and in terms of character enrichment.
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...You'd better not still be talking about prostitution.
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[ It's very important to know. ]
I wasn't, but now that I think about it I could get a cut if I was arranging it all.
[ Give it a couple of seconds and- ]
Laughing out loud.
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[He rarely feels like tackling the buffet at these things, unless it's going to help him avoid talking to people.
And also...]
Yeah. A cut across the throat if the Crownsguard ever gets a hold of my phone and reads these messages. And you're supposed to acronym that, loser. LOL.
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They'd have to find me first.
[ How exactly a legally non-existent orphan who lives out of a van became friends with a prince is a mystery. Don't worry about it. ]
Besides, I've plans for such eventualities... though admiteddly not for that reason.
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Ignis makes better food. You should let me ask him to make you up a care package.
Do I even want to hear these plans?
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[ He's so hungry man. ]
It's probably for the best you don't, but I wouldn't hurt anyone.